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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

King Spa, New Jersey

Picture taken from King Spa Yelp Review

Ratings: 3 out of 5
Location: Palisades Park, New Jersey

'King Spa', aka 'King Sauna' is a public bath spa for both genders.  By comparison to 'Spa Castle', I would give it a 2 out of 5 but I guess this spa has food, saunas, steam rooms and board games, so I decided to give it an unbiased 3 out of 5. Please read on if this caters to you.

Pros: They have valet parking but I believe they also have a shuttle bus.  Check out http://www.kingspa.com/ for more info.  I went on the weekend, so the admission fee is $45.  If you buy a packet of 10 tickets, you get 50% off.  Women's changing and bath section is on the same floor. and Men's changing and bath section is on the third floor.  There are at least one entry way to every area of the building.  Once you enter your changing areas, you take off your shoes and place it on the open shelf.  There are no closings or locks, it is an open shelf.  Then you go to the locker area and find your designated number, you change into their guest uniform and lock it with your wrislet.  The bath area only has 3 stand up shower stalls and around 20 sit down units.  The sit down units are for those who want to scrub their body thoroughly with a special exfoliant cloth.  It has 4 bath pools.  You MUST shower before you go into the bath pools.  One I find is too hot to sit in and one is too cold to sit in.  The last one is a little over lukewarm.  It has a teabag in there, so it does feel pretty relaxing.  The last one by the wall is a mini pool that is very cold, it has a showerhead that pours water straight down in high speed.  They have one steam room and it is bearable without a wet towel on the face.  The seats and walls are not too hot to touch.  It gets pretty hot and steamy for 3minutes then cools down for a minute then back to hot and steamy.  (The best way I can describe it, sorry!)  They also have a small stepping stone area in there.  They only give you one body towel and one face towel to use.  They also have shampoo, conditioner, soap, body lotion, hair dryer, brushes, and hair spray.  There about around 5 sauna rooms.  They have a crystallized steam room, an ice one, an egyptian/gold one, and herbal one, one with intense heat and an infrared red room.  They fit from 5-13 people at most.  There are a lot of lounge areas with comfy leather lean chairs.  A section for men and they have football on.  A section for women where they play Korean dramas and variety shows.  They have a unisex sleeping area as well as designated gender sleeping areas.  They have a bar on the second floor. They also have a fitness area, but that is limited to members only.  They have a  Their restaurant area only serves Korean food and it's in the basement floor.  They go around $10 dollars a meal.  One meal is more than enough for one person. You use your bracelet to pay.

It is equipped with wireless service and has a mini internet cafe section.  There are mini tables with Chess, Cards, and Go (A game invented in China 2,000 years ago.)  Workers are cleaning the wooden floor constantly. The workers there are friendly as well. 

Cons: This is recommended if you want to come alone or with a same gendered friend.  I went with my boyfriend and it doesn't have the mood for couples.  There are plenty of seperate gendered sections where I'm just hanging out by myself.  Football is on, so the guys are glued to it.  You see plenty of computers, so it doesn't have an ambiance of relaxation.  Their decor I think is pretty outdated.  I think this spa was built around 10 years ago, it even appeared on New York Times.  The furniture and uniform looks pretty old and worn.  The sauna rooms all have the same feel and it's too small.  You don't really know the temperature of each sauna room as opposed to 'Spa Castle', the temperature is on the marquee on the door.There's a lot of people over the age of 45 going there.  Also, I prefer stand up showers where I don't have to squat and sit down on those little chairs, but there's only 3 of them.  The towel little cubby board and shoe shelf is not locked.  The bracelet has a physical key attached to it, so it's pretty bothersome.  (That's to open your clothing locker with.)  They only give you one thin towel! Unlike 'Spa Castle' you can use as many as you want.  They only have soap for body wash! And no, you don't get your own individually packaged body soap. It's ONE bar soap in each stall, so it's shared with everyone before you.  The hair dryers are so old and weak.  And they have hair brushes with so much of other's people's hair in them. YUCK!  They have hair picks too but there's no UV sanitizing station.  They don't give you complimentary toothbrushes.  They do however have free toothpaste at the bathroom.  But it's like 7 tubes of them, left OPEN without the cap. YUCK!  There's too many entryways that it's pretty confusing, but I think if I were to go there a couple of more times, I'd get used to them, but what I'm saying is, the structure of the spa doesn't flow smoothly.  They only serve Korean food, which is a headache because not everyone likes it or is in the mood for it!  There are no windows throughout the whole building!  I might be wrong, there may be one...hidden somewhere. 

Verdict: Go to Spa Castle. 

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

'The Sitter' Movie Review

Rating: 1 out of 5
Genre: Comedy/Action
Running Time: 1hr 40min
Rated R

The movie starts with Noah, the movie's hero, played by Jonah Hill giving a blow job to a girl that is out of his league.  Trying too hard to please the teen demographic, this movie is filled with a plot they copied from a typical 80's movie with sex and ridiculous dialogue.  Noah is a loser who is jobless, not going to college and lives with his mom and contributes nothing to home.  Not only that but he has low self-esteem who is blindly in love with a girl who clearly treats him like shit.

All of the psychological problems of these characters gets resolved in one night.  In the movie, it is resolved in ONE sentence or two.  I gave this movie one star because I laughed 4 times.  All credited to Jonah Hill.  I don't know why he is in this film but at the same time I do.  'The sitter' is a rip off of 'Super Bad', '30 Minutes or Less', and your typical 80's sitter movie.   Despite Noah's horrible qualities as a human being, there is this beautiful girl who has a crush on him and apparently she is blind when he steals from a kid's bat mitzvah party, and falls in love with him more with every horrible thing he does.  She also finds it endearing that a kid is peeing in the middle of the dance floor.  It's not that she finds it funny but she finds it endearing.  The whole movie is a mess of a lot of things trying to fit into together.  This is a typical tween movie.  The kids going through great emotional issues are trivialized through 1minute dialogues that supposedly 'fixed their problem'. A kid who is confused about his sexuality, a girl who sees her dad cheating on her mom, an adopted kid who is violent, and the girl who doesn't care about anyone but herself; all of them come to a realization that they should change their ways of thinking- In a very unbelievable way. Their epiphany comes to them in one night, through a loser, named Noah. 
This plot is way too simple for such a lengthy 1 hour and 40min film. Bunch of pointless scenes.  Not funny.  

Friday, December 9, 2011

'Chinglish' Broadway Review

Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars
Genre: Comedy/Romance/Coming of Age
At: Longacre Theatre, NYC
Producer: Henry Hwang

The Plot: Marketed as pure comedy about the mistranslation between the languages of Chinese and English, it intrigued me to go watch it as me being Chinese, I know there could be a lot of room for comedy. The plot is about an American businessman who wants to make signs in China, targeting those signs that is translated wrong. 

The Production: The show is about two hours with a 10 minute intermission.  The music kept up with the pace of the production.  Everything from the lighting to stage movement to music, the subtitles projected onto the stage matched perfectly with the live dialogue from the actors, the movement of the characters going from one stage to another.  They didn't miss a single beat.  I was hanging onto every word and expression.  There was a lot of laughter, and moments of deep heart beating silence as we start to realize, this show is not about mistranslation- but about miscommunication.  What was funny is not funny anymore.  We start to realize that the characters who couldn't understand each other because of a language barrier in the beginning, now just simply can't understand each other.  Can't understand each other's way of thinking.  How many of us can say that?

The Characters: Jennifer Lim as the main female character did an amazing, outstanding job.  Everyone in this play surpassed my expectation of the show.  Actually every aspect of the play has given me more than what I expected.  The chemistry between the characters, the courage each of them invested into this show, is an obvious contribution.  We understand these characters and at the same time, we understand why these characters can't understand each other.

I keep referring to this as a Broadway show because of it's production style, pace and modern approach to story telling.  It wouldn't have worked if this was a movie or a TV show.  It brings out the essence of LIVE performance.  It is a skill and a talent that only a few have and far few can bring out of each other when it comes to working with each other.  The show reaches across all languages and cultures and generations.  This is a MUST-WATCH before you die.  It just might save a relationship or help you let go of one.

10 Fascinating Things About Me



1) I'm in love with a man where this relationship includes two social taboos.

2) I have a best friend ANYONE would kill to have.

3) I have the most amazing nieces who I can learn a lot about myself from.

4) I learned Cantonese/Mandarin from watching Chinese drama when I was little.

5) I have the sharpest intuition and predictability of a situation and of people. I'm trying to control it.

6) I'm a very private person and I'm trying to change it.

7) I truly hate my mom. I love my mom dearly. This is the strongest relationship I have. I am defined by her.

8) I was a second mom to my little sister for the first 16 years of my life.

9) I went from being a bum to scoring a job, getting into a well-known school pursuing something I've been  avoiding, and a relationship in 3 weeks.

10) I'm running short of one and it's 1am, gotta get up early tomorrow morning.  Mind posting what you think is interesting about me in your comments?  You don't have to sign up to comment!

Night!

Introduction

This blog will be dedicated to writing about my opinions of movies, museums, destinations, restaurants, possibly make up products with a dash of personal stories in there somewhere.

For the past 5 months, I think I've experienced the most interesting phase of my life.  I went from being a college graduate and jobless to: 1) getting a job, 2) getting into a well-known school for an interest I've been afraid of pursuing, 3) finding one of the most amazing people in my life as my boyfriend.

My schedule went from having too much time to being tremendously overwhelmed with school work, friends, family and boyfriend. - So that is the down part.

But nonetheless, I'm seeing the world as something completely different from the one before and I'd love to share great spots so you can avoid bad ones!

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